Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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