Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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