But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Randomize
