Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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