is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Randomize