I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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