I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
