i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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