nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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