Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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