physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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