NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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