Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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