i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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