Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Drake has all the answers
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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