there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
