It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
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