the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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