I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
sex in a hospital.. check
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i out mim tonsoeep
Randomize
