we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
As shirtless as possible
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
Randomize
