am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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