im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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