He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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