Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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