Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
My ass is underappreciated
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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