dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Sorry about my life...
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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