I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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