You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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