Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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