I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
