Christians are straight up FREAKS
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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