i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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