2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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