god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
