is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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