Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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