were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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