She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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