the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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