Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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