worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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