even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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