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i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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