I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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