idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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