I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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