You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Vodka?
Forever.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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