Nicole vs. Life
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
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