We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I'm always down for nudity.
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