Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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