areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
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