grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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