Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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